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Invest, he said.

I was arm candy at a business meeting once. Listening to these high power executives banter back and forth was about the most bazaar...

Am I a whore?

I had a day dream that brought me to tears. This type of thing happens often. I was sitting on a bar stool in a dark, familiar bar...

King Rex

Empty promises and $240 dollars. That’s what my self proclaimed new boyfriend gave to me. Apparently, he’s taking me shopping after he...

Shrek & Fiona

There was once an average looking girl named Kennedy who I couldn’t keep my eyes off of. What made her special was her eyes. Her energy...

MV STAR Ft. Lil B

There’s no better way to celebrate President’s Day than with my new song, MV STAR Ft. Lil B! A huge thanks to The Based God and Many Vids...

The Secret

I am acknowledging being studied. The identifying factor is an American flag hat produced by Under Armor most of the time. He left me...

Wild Wild West

I’ve been waking up between 1:00- 3:00am this week. Today, a nightmare. My Democratic friend’s bill had been passed. It’s not him or his...

Q & C Hotel

Someone told me this is where all the lawyers hang out when they come into town. It's right across from the court house. Interestingly...

BoB

The only person BoB fears is Mike. I don't need a pendulum to make a decision. Who and what is the link to the universe? Is this an...

VOODOO DOLL

Do y'all remember the voodoo doll that I purchased from the very first hotel review spot? I've been carrying it around with me ever...

EAT MY SHORTS

A strand of my hair has been stolen by Bart Simpson. I feel like I’ve been raped. I’m serious. He reached out and picked it right out of...

Serial.

I don’t ever have bad dreams. Last night I had a nightmare. Well, I don’t know if you’d call it that. I don’t wake up in horror. My eyes...

DeMarcus

Tonight I met DeMarcus. He showed up bloody on my back doorstep. It was like a really bad case of stripper knee. He had gotten his ass...

Jimson's Fire

I have never ingested Jimson Weed nor had I ever heard of it, but that soon changed. On July 11, 2019 I had a dream of Jimson. He brought...

69

Galatians 6:9 was tattooed on his chest. I thought for a second it was a fake tattoo, but that’s insane right? Let us not become weary...

Spider Ranger

He thinks he’s a super hero just because his appearance is my definition of a DILF. If you are over 25 and appearance is still the only...

METAPHORICAL PISS

New Orleans is a strange town. To say that I never see the same people twice would be a lie, but do I have regulars? No way. The business...

HACKED!

I‘ve had alot of fucked up shit happen to me over the course of my life. One time, a stranger used my information in another city when...

LYRICS

Have you ever gotten lyrics to a song completely wrong? Sun Models by ODESZA for instance, I’ve been singing “Come, wine and dine with...

Eden & Brady

Tonight I met Eden and Brady. Her eyes were bright. He was from Texas. I had to walk away. Better yet, let’s sage the fucking place. I’m...