Request: “What do you know about the Illuminati?”
Me: “Well, I was given a Coraline symbolism breakdown video to watch on YouTube and it had a list of books to order so I ordered the books. It’s quarantine bro, what else am I going to do?”
On page 135 of the book “How The Illuminati Create An Undetectable Total Mind Controlled Slave” I realized that I shouldn’t have been paying attention to the bold words and phrases in the book. Rather, the misspelled words. Is there a hidden code or an illiterate author on my hands?
The idea of reading 135 pages over again feels a tad frustrating, but maybe I can get someone else to do it for me. Should I teach my dog how to read?
“I don’t make decisions based on emotions.” “I always do...so there’s that”
A mirror. An illusion. A personality. A cover.
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Stop having nightmares. I’m not a part of any professional task force. This is a hobby as much as making dream catchers was. I should have gone to Cambridge University and gotten a degree in bullshit to really show those bitches! Boiler Room.
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