Bloody Mary

How far would you go for scrapple? Cooter said, “Not very far. I’d order pizza.” This whole thing.. his girlfriend out of town, his obsession with cam models.. is it cheesy? Maybe, but he does have a brain and it works well besides the Aspergers, Vyvanse, anti depressants, and anti psychotics. No, really. All of that mess... it doesn’t stop a true savant! He shared a very beautiful excerpt with me he wrote on irony, the opposite of irony, the paradox of it all. I hope his dreams of being published come true.

Hanako-San or “Hanako of the Toilet” can very much relate. Thank Matthew Meyer for explaining this Japanese folklore. In January 2020, the Hanako-San legend appeared in the young adult short story Who's at the Door? Matthew broke my necklace once instructing me to say the words, “Matthew loves Yetti and Yetti will receive him.” I broke my necklace tonight on purpose and Matthew reappeared. All I know for certain is that his ex girlfriend ruined him just as someone ruined Yetti in grade school. Together, ruined and running to the bathroom... but somehow healing each other in this piss hole called life. Suicide isn’t an option.

The Full Beaver Moon of 2020 is calling you to build a house. Save up and be on the look out. The winter is coming, but we’re staying warm.

This morning after it all, (by that I mean the treadmill, my ankle weights, and wrist weights... working on my brick house) I put on a Pink Floyd greatest hits compilation... and fell back into my bed; allowing the weights to pin me there. But, not before I stuck the hitachi wand in my leggings. Grinding my body up, imagining your face between my legs and your arm over my stomach, I warmed up to “Comfortably Numb” and came during the beginning clock ticking sound of “Time” imagining you softly speaking the words “Such a pretty pussy, such a good girl, be a good girl and cum for Daddy.” Do you see me in every mirror?

This is a Wonderland Training Bootcamp.

“There might be some sense to your knocking,” the Footman went on, without attending to her, “if we had the door between us. For instance, if you were *inside,* you might knock and I could let you out, you know.”

Xoxo, Yetti

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