Master The Mushroom

The other day a woolly bear caterpillar crossed my path. I didn’t think much of it until today. Today, for the first time in my life I saw a red mushroom.

I’m taking it as a sign. I started a new YouTube account. It won’t be the same as the last, but it will be. Nothing ever stays exactly the same though, does it?

I won't be able to give it a special name until my account is 30 days old. All future urine videos will be disguised as "Holy Water."

I can’t get the caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland out of my head. Some view the caterpillar’s mushroom as a sexual threat, but nobody can prove that. In the story, Alice must master the properties of the mushroom to gain control over her fluctuating size. This has been known to reference the bodily frustrations during puberty. Just as Alice came to understand herself and the mushroom, I have learned to understand and redirect my emotions to create an illusion. The Bible will be your Wonderland now.

Xoxo, Yetti

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