Better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a battlefield.

Seemingly good advice from someone you’d want to invest your time into, but more than likely it’s regurgitated, along with everything else. How can I be angry? I regurgitate information all the time, and always in a way that is charming and benefits me. You yahooyahoo ass motherfucker.

August 3rd’s Full Sturgeon Moon hit me full force. In the sign of Aquarius, I sought justice and embraced change. Mars is in Aries, by the way. I can’t let my fire die. I have a bully to stand up to. Bitch, you are Cancer and not in the 69 way.

Have you ever played Dance Dance Revolution with a mind melder? I feel like I am 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week. Mountaineers are always free, supposedly. Do we qualify as “Aboriginal” Americans? No, because you and your Nigerian friends are eating Cheetos on your lunch break and watching my videos thinking I’m an easy target. You got me fucked up.

Tonight, someone told me that if I get pregnant with twins to abort them. “Why on Earth would I do that?” This person said, “because my sister got pregnant with twins and they were homicidal.” I wonder if death threats sometimes come in the form of passing pieces of odd information from random accounts. A good killer never threatens to kill just as a good drug dealer never admits to selling drugs, I suppose. Breaking Bad. Come at me bro, I got an ice pick.

Maximum break. I need some alone time.

I enjoy friendships. I don’t need them.

Here's your jam.

Xoxo, Yetti

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