Updated: Mar 16, 2020

The time has come to send another letter out to our government officials. This time, my RARE AND COLLECTIBLE YETTI ART will come in the form of an email. Strippers are suffering. Sugar daddies are dying.

On November 4, 2019 I sent a letter to President Donald Trump predicting the future. It said, “You’re going to start a fire.” He did.

In conjunction with this letter, I conducted a ritual in which I put out the fire of a red candle with my urine. This is the key. Keep reading.

Fast forward, and here we are. The fires have manifested into Coronavirus disease (COVID-19). In the midst of chaos, I bear good tidings from the witch doctor; a cure.

The virus can be urinated out of anyone’s system.

Here is the daily regime:

4 Vitamin B12

1 Magnesium

1 Zinc

1 Selenium

1 Vitamin D 5000IU

1 Garlinex

Every 3 hours:

1000mg Vitamin C

Call me Nurse Joy. I can heal all Pokémon. See for yourself.



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