Updated: Jan 2, 2020

J.P. Morgan purchased manuscripts found in 1910 at the Monastery of the Archangel Michael. Supposedly, it identifies Jesus as a shape shifter. All of a sudden, everyone believes in magic.

Let’s get real. People have been speaking in cryptic code for a long time. Defining someone as a shape shifter could mean anything. I don’t mean literally either. Have you ever witnessed an amazing actor?

I mean, Jesus got it honest. His mother was a virgin. I think this is the first recorded case of a professional scam artist. No wonder it’s lasted centuries. I’m just surprised people still worship the guy. I mean, the transcripts have clearly inspired our entire century. Is reality TV even reality or is everyone shape shifting?

I’ve got to figure out what I’m doing every time I pretend to like someone. Is that wrong? Was Jesus wrong? Is it up to the professionals to make everyone else feel good? It’s an important and strenuous task to hold another’s emotional well being on your shoulders, but I think Jesus had a point. If you are emotionally capable, you should. If you are emotionally capable, it probably means you actually have no emotions. Evolution is interesting, isn’t it?

Xoxo, Yetti

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