The coming of Jesus.

The star of Bethlehem wasn’t a star. It was Mary... the pregnant virgin. I mean if that shit actually happened, of course she’d be the star of the town! The wise men were probably following her Onlyfans. Thank you Weismann.

It’s August and I’m going going to teach you something about Biology. I am Yetti. I often reference the Abominable Snowman, who’s referred to as Bumble in the children’s cartoon with Rudolf. Bumble placed the star on the Christmas tree and WOW’ed all the elves. Also, he didn’t die falling off of a cliff. Yukon knows, Bumbles bounce.

This is an evolutionary experience. Mary in a sense.. was a ‘Yeti.’ She was the resilient kind of woman needed to play this part in the 24,000 year cycle of creation. It’s a circle. It’s a clock. Tick tock! Follow the star! This is the age of Aquarius. A prophet is coming.

As for me, I’m just an MV Star that made it on reality tv for a few seconds a couple of times. That’s all. 🎶 Shout out to Lil B!

Xoxo, Yetti

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