The Dragonfly

Updated: Nov 30, 2019

I knew something interesting was going to happen at work last night when I looked down into my sink to find a dead baby dragonfly. I had never seen a baby dragonfly in my life. Why now? Then it happened.

A man from an undisclosed location paid me to find out if another man in his group was gay. He trusted my opinion. I think I’ve somehow convinced everyone in America that my psychic ability really does exist.

The truth is, I don’t know how to tell if a man is gay. However, I know exactly how to tell if a man likes it in the ass. You pinch his nipples. I learned that a few days ago. I know you’re confused. I was at first too. Contrary to popular belief, there’s absolutely no correlation to being gay and liking dick in your ass. Many straight men enjoy this in silence.

I’ve never inserted anything into a man’s ass. However, I’m a well rehearsed conversationalist. I know if someone holds back information from me, there’s a secret. Mr. Somewhere wanted a lot of information from me and about his group, but he didn’t want to talk about his childhood.

I gather he came from a very spoiled background with high expectations. Although, he claimed he was self made. What was interesting to me was his lack of interest in explaining to me how he came to be. A true self made man typically wants to talk about how he got there.

It only took about 15 minutes for me to see his true interests emerge. He wanted the youngest and the blondest. His choice of prey was naive. I gathered that his thought process was this: I can’t not get my way.

What a classic case of “I want everyone at my mercy.” He couldn’t handle less. I would have liked to know his life story, but I doubt he’s ever opened up to anyone like that. Regardless, I have a feeling there will soon be a referral.

Xoxo, Yetti

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