The Secret

I am acknowledging being studied. The identifying factor is an American flag hat produced by Under Armor most of the time. He left me with this: “You don’t think we already know that?” I figured as much. What do you think of all the contradictions?

He told me I should give up the idea of saving the world. I shouldn’t wear a Wonder Woman costume either. I don’t know what crawled up his ass and died. I manifested something or predicted the future several times that evening. Honestly, I don’t know which and I haven’t figured out how to execute my power at my will yet. Why was he so scared?

On my way to work, I said to myself. I’m going to do two hours tonight and then go home. I did. I also accurately called a man by his nickname, Slim, and told another he was from Kansas. He was. Ask me to do that again, I wouldn’t feel 100% confident. Sometimes, I just spit out the first thought that pops into my head.

Should I put in an application to be a Free Mason? I always envisioned them as sorcerers because everything they do is so secretive. My dad told me they were evil, but I don’t know how he could know that to be 100% true because he isn’t in the club. His only hobby is model airplanes.

Xoxo, Yetti

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